Qaxplanic Adam

Leigh is my love toy!
I just had a really funny conversation with Leigh and you should definitely read.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   added

Adam - Excited! says:
   how do i add you again

Adam - Excited! says:
   i forgot

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   manage>>friends

Adam - Excited! says:
   OH I REMEMBERS

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao

Adam - Excited! says:
   im such a livejournal n00b deep down

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao

Adam - Excited! says:
   please don't laugh at my n00bness

Adam - Excited! says:
   you anti n00b.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:


Adam - Faceparty people can go die says:
   i can't believe i spoke to my homosexual neighbour.

Adam - Faceparty people can go die says:
   lmo

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao

Adam - Faceparty people can go die says:
   HE'S ACTUALLY A REAL GAY

Adam - Faceparty people can go die says:
   LIKE OH MY GAWD

Adam - Faceparty people can go die says:
   FABALAS BABE

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:


Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   PERFECT

Adam - Faceparty people can go die says:
   no

Adam - Faceparty people can go die says:
   that is just WRONg

Adam - Faceparty people can go die says:
   WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   but awesomemore experiance babe

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   omg no

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   no diva

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   You are such a skanky bitch-ho.

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   Do you have no ethics?!

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   He's old (like almost 30!)!

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   He isn't even that good looking.

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   I've seen better looking dirty bog brushes.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   LMAO

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   hes still a good fuck

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING.

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   Oh that is just wrong!

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   I can see what you're going ot be like when you're 30.

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   Full of aids, FULL OF IT.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   LMAO

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   No really, that's disgusting!

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   He's old and no.

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   It might be different if I was drunk and horny.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   he might be tight and hung well

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   OH NO

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   DON'T

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   DON'T EVEN SAY IT.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   LMAO

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   Oh you are so very disgusting.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   Look how ugly anthony on BB is, yet makosi said he was nice and big

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   Anthony isn't ugly!

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   Are you mad?!

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   Phowar.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   roberto<3

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   Oh my god

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   what has happened to you?!

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   You've gone corrupt and just no!\

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   I'm scared of going into a gay bar.

Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   In case I get horny and drunk.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   Song: Gay Bar
   Artist: Electric Six
   Album: Fire
   Played: 0:05/2:20
   Format: MPEG audio file
   Bit Rate: 128kbps
   File Size: 2.15 mb
   Genre:

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:


Adam - Shutup lay, you're corrupting my sweet and innocent mind with your dirty perversions says:
   Pah.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   LETS START A WAR

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   A NUCLEAR WAR.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   BANG BANG

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   MY BABY SHOT ME DOWN

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   see wow, we should remix that song.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   Lmao

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I might open garage band and have a fiddle!

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   You already fiddle with your neighbour

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   You know, I was waiting for some sick perverted sentence to come out of your common trashtalking mouth!

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I'm not even sure where my love life is going.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   It's all so pathetic!

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I am horny today.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   Not as horny as I was on monday, on monday, wow, hold me back babes.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   You know what my biggest fear is/

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   what

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   having an erection at the end of an exam

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   LMAO

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   *knocks desk over* "Oops sorry love!"

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   LMAO

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   Joe had an erection the other day, amy noticed it and told everyone

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   That is so curel.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   What a sick bitch.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I want to hug her.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I'd do the same though.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   lmao earlier on

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   we were standing outside the entrance to the tech exam

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   and nicole said

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   "Do I have to take my calculator into the exam?"
   "Well yeah in case you have to do costing..."
   "This isn't street cred?"
   "With hair like that, the calculator is the least of your worries babe"

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   LMAO

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   lolol

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   you lil bitch

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I have this thing about saying lard.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I just like to say

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   LARD

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:


Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   Don't look at me like that, lard.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:


Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I was watching the net until chris fucked me off and then i stopped watching it.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   sorry, I only said that because I was ejecting the dvd.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   Lolerskates.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   roflcopter

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I ain't no hollaback girl.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   a few times i've been around that track

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   just a hollaback gay

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   You know, for the first time, i'm stumped with what to sa y.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   a FEW?!?!?! you been round the track more times than a fucking runner

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:


Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   OH MY GOD

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I am so insulted.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I might go and like...

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   do something eviler.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I'm stumped with what to say.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   HOW DARE YOU.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I might have a drink today.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   You know what ?i almost did today

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I had some evian yeah, so i drank it and then contemplated over putting some vodka in the bottle and mixing it with the water.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   Imagine that, pissed up during food tech

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   LMAO

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   AND OMG

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   55P FOR EVIAN EARLIER

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   FIFTY FIVE PENCE.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   FÜNFUNDFÜNFZIG

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   OMG

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   SCANDALOUS

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   i should of said

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   why not use the hose at the local petrol station?

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   "you ain't no diva!"

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:


Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   because I'm not allowed to the petrol station.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   apparently curb crawling isn't allowed at the petrol pumps.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   stupid rule if you ask me.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   "You don't want unleaded mate, try PURE LEAD!"

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   "I'm cheaper than the petrol!"

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   Song: Changes
   Artist: 2Pac
   Album: Greatest Hits (disc 2)
   Played: 0:23/4:29
   Format: MPEG audio file
   Bit Rate: 160kbps
   File Size: 5.14 mb
   Genre: Hip-Hop

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I almost put that on just.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   But I put my whore song on.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lol

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I wanna lick ick lick ya from ya head to ya toes.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   and i wanna move tha bed to tha floor

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   THATS JUST THE WAY IT IS

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   UH UHHH

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   THINGS WILL NEVER

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   ....

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   BE THE SAME M8

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   I'm going for a slow jam babes.

Adam - Everybody knows that almost doesn't count... says:
   Mariah - We belong together

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   how boring

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   Song: Ding Dong Song
   Artist: Günther & The Sunshine Girls
   Album: Pleasureman
   Played: 0:02/4:08
   Format: MPEG audio file
   Bit Rate: 192kbps
   File Size: 5.7 mb
   Genre: Other

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   OMGOSH

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   i need to redownload that.

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   i haven't heard that in AGES

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:


Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   Who?s gonna talk to me until the sun coms up?

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
    You know what, my keyboard is really getting on my tits

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   why

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   it's starting to die.

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   it's like 3 years old

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   I need to start wearing glasses more.

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   my eyes are starting to piss me off.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao, you are such a subject changer

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   what?

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   we go from, lyrics>>keyboard>>glasses

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   all in 1 minute

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   Oh lol sorry

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   I like to keep it fresh

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   ;0

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   i have some live version of avril singing nobody's home

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   it's really good

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   At least you keep conversation going

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   yeah exactly

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   i could just let it die

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   and fde away

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   and we might lose touch

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   and never talk again

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   IS THAT WAHT YOU WANT ON YOUR CONSICIENCE?!

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   conscience

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   my spelling is almost as bad as my typing lately

Adam - I was stupid, I was foolish and I was lieing to myself says:
   fucking kekyboard keeps moving the keys around and tricking me!

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   So you've died.

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   Such an anti-climax.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   LMAO

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   Seriously.

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   Oh that reminds me

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   ok i'm going to tell you a secret

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   but you have to promise to NEVER TELL ANYOne

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   okay....

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   I have a friend, who has a friend and she was having sex with some guy she's known she she was about 8

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   well

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   they were going at it

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   then wham bam the guy goes soft.

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   he just ran away, said he needed to go home.

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   bless, how embarrasing.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   LMAO

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   but i didn't tell you that.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   omg, the shame

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   i havent heard much interesting gossip lately

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   I have some

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   but you wouldnt understand, as you dont know my friends

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   oh ok

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   my keyboard is better now

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   i have it as slight clean

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   i actually think it's my finger, i think they're getting tired.

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   bless.

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   lmao

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   I don't think there's anything overly interesting on tv tonight.

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   there's nip/tuck at 10.50pm

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   but i imght record that and go to bed early

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   considering i have a reading exam tomorrow

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   or al istening exam

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   one or the other

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   I've washed my hands with some coconut moisturising thing, it's really nice.

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   You tease me!

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   Oh please me!

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   I want you to be my love toy

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   I just can't get enough of you boy

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   oh you touch my tra la la

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   oh la la la lalaa

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   mmm my ding ding dong

Adam - Nowhere to go, to dry her eyes, she's lost inside says:
   I have to start cooking dinner soon

Leigh ::: Updated LJ. says:
   brb

It's the directors cut so it's unedited and everything. Grand.

However, i'm off to cook some dinner now. Or at least start preparing it. Going to do something spicey and indian. Yey!

Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: Freefaller - Do this do that

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